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Pierce Tashio and the Harrow On da Hill Train Station

I woke up in da hospital and some guy started 2 stroke me tellin me its all mint…
I buss out de seat n I took ackchions, me n him were havin sum props hardcore fight, I obviouslee one, ask anyone. I pic him up n through him out da window, I iz well strong, gym – twise a day, 5 dayse a week.
So after I props screw dat rasclat over, I bop out de hospital and I went searchin for Small Simon, I waz gnna call sum army on dat guy after wot he dun, I swear.

I got up 2 da harrow on da ill trane station, nd there I C ma blad Crazee Craig, he tel me he gna set me up wit propa borah’s for de big up fight wid Small Simon.
I and Craig make way dwn 2 hes yard were he be havin more arms than an Indian god, I choose two big up wepons, one nun chuk nd de other a juicy blade, I puts dem in my donnay rucksack and make way down to the harrow trane station.

I gots the payfone and ring-ma-tinged Small Simon, I says I got some nice up mint batty dat he wud like..

(20mins later)

I see’s Simon be bopping dwn the street wid hes mp4 player, he thort he was john travolta in Saturday night fever. I took one last sip of me bacardi screwdriver – guarenteed 0.2% alcohol, nuff said!
I strutt down like dem bad mans blazin squad, dang! Was gonna be long night.
Me take out the chuk and smak heem on da head and he started having a period from his forehead, I thort bo raggo! I kept punchen him and he was on de floor, I climb on de phone box and gave him some elbow drop.
I gots up and legg it…

(The next day)
I was goen down to holland parke to get me some tight moroccon batty, I be walkin down flexin some of me best moves and me eye some proper mean beast makin her way past me, me nunchuk pop up like toast frm a toaster.
Me range her up n dwn she creasing and I want to be in her crease and I wanna make sum babies and I wana get 2 kno more morroccon ladee’s.

(a loud motorbike screeches on the street to Pierce’s right)
Bang
a boolet is shot and Pierce drops to de floor motionless… the girls runs 4 help…

-Is this the end of Pierce? Surely It can’t be…find out next time folks-

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