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Rabbi Cokh
Now I will make you suck!
Shalom
I have had it with this school and its deliberate attempt to promote homosexuality in everyday life.
Today I am going to expose all the lies those cockroaches Colin Hal and his lapdog spat at you.
You can leave now if you can’t handle the truth, because you can’t argue with the truth.
If you carry on reading you have agreed not to sue.
I am only here to give an alternative opinion about this so called “shining” comprehensive school; the only thing that’s shining is Mr. Hal’s bald head I can assure you.
To take away my right to criticize the school is illegal.
I will begin to examine HPS in an unbiased way and present the truth.
Here is a formula to illustrate this point:
Colin Hal+Cockroach = Cocktail
Holland Parke School sucks!
First of all this is not a hate site, second of all this isn’t channel 5 news, so I’m not going to present you with 5 facts, I’m not retarded to do that.
I would like to point out that I am straight; it’s good to be straight and bad to be gay!
If you disagree with me please contact me on rabbi_cokh@yahoo.com
I will be happy to give you a lecture about how you’re going to hell and the only way to repent is to go on a heterosexual boning rampage. To try it is to love it!
If you don’t like that though if you prefer to tamper with another mans wotsit, I’m afraid you’re going to have a hell of a time in hell!
By the way I forgot to mention if you are Christian, Hindu, Buddhist, Sikh, Atheist and especially Muslim, you are also going to hell.
Only the Jews are allowed to go to heaven, did I mention that only the ones from them that obey the 10 commandments?
So it looks like everyone is going to hell except for me, Bon Voyage!
Here are some facts:
The deputy head Master John Bater is in fact Colin Hal’s stepson! How do you think he got the job? Because he’s qualified? Don’t make me laugh you cockroach!
Colin Hal’s real name is Clit Hal; I wonder why he changed it.
Colin Hal’s favourite food is Tandoori chicken with extra, extra garlic sauce!
Colin Hal confessed to biting Hollyfields ear, he was hungry! Yes, you heard it here first Mike Tyson was framed!
I hate that Mr. Hal he looks like a melon!
He appeared in the guardian saying he was pleased with the way the school is heading, and about giving head, wow he’s a real winner.
So where do I begin?
Here’s how my story starts off, if you get bored then go away you cockroach!
On Monday I gave a lecture on why Holland Parke School sucked, I also gathered students in the street for a demonstration.
That stupid fool Master John Bater tried to disperse the crowd, so I walked up to him and said “This is our right you cockroach! You cannot take this right away! It is illegal! Illegal I tell you!”
He carried on pushing and shoving the crowd telling them to go home, so I left the scene so I could work on a plan to convince people that Holland Parke School sucks!
When I got home I put the kettle on to make myself a cup of tea, suddenly the phone was ringing.
“Yes” I said.
“That was very unprofessional, how dare you stage a demonstration against me!” The person on the phone said.
“You’re a silly little idiot; it is in my right to protest against that Mr. Hal.” I shouted.
“This is Mr. Hal!” he said.
“Yes, and what?” I said
“So you’re not scared of me?” He asked.
“Now why should I be scared by a bald headed chimp?” I asked.
“But I’m Colin Hal” He said.
“Yes, so why should I be scared of a pathetic loser?” I said.
He shut the phone, and I thought to myself what is this fool getting at?
The next day at Holland Parke two students approached me and started to tell ask me whether I “wanted beef”, I smiled politely and said “No I don’t want beef”.
But they carried on following me and shouting obscenities, I knew that Colin Hal put them up to it.
I turned around and said “Listen, if you two cockroaches don’t stop following me I’m going to write a bad comment in your homework planners, that’s if you give them to me!”
They started to laugh and one of them stepped up to me and said “Oi, blad do you want a spark in your eye?”
I started to think to myself, should I go the extra mile and step up to him and spit on his face, or should I leave the situation.
“Oi, blad what are you going to do? Pussy man, you’re a pussy” he said.
I put my head down and walked away, and he started to use more profanities.
“Oi, pussy, here pussy, pussy, pussy” He said.
I carried on walking until I reached Mr. Hal’ office, he was on the phone.
“Hey let me call you back” He said to the person on the phone.
“You’re doing well for yourself aren’t you” I said.
“I beg your pardon” The cockroach replied.
“You heard what I said, is there a reason why you are sending two kids to swear at me?” I asked.
“What me?” he replied.
“Yes you, and I’m here to tell you that if you have a problem with me lets sort it out now!” I shouted.
He got up from his chair and said “Listen you, you, you, waste of space, remember I call the shots, where do you think you’re at?” he said.
“Are you raising your voice at me?” I asked
“What does it look like I’m doing, now listen punk! Get out of my office now!” He said.
I was about to slap him when suddenly his lapdog Master John Bater walked in.
“Is everything ok?” Master John Bater asked Hal.
“No, I want this maniac out of my office” Hal said.
“Ok, come on rabbi let’s go, don’t let me have to get physical” Master John Bater said.
“This isn’t the last you’ve heard of me you stupid cockroach, I will make my voice heard once again!” I screamed.
“Yeah, yeah, shaddup” Hal said.
Suddenly I pushed Master John Bater to the floor and did a drop kick on him, as soon as I was finished I turned to Mr. Hal and he said “Touch me and I’ll sue you”.
“YOU WANT TO SUE THIS YOU COCKROACH?” I screamed and then punched him.
Then I did a sharp shooter on him and walked out of his office.
So now I have started a campaign to speak out against Colin Hal, and have opened a shop.
You can check out the items I sell below simply scroll down.
COKH SHOP
(Editors note, none of the items are for sale, and are purely fiction, we're not whack to try and sell you shite!)
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